is-the-owl-video-cute:

decadent-hag:

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

Live falcon reaction.

paramaline:

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

randombook4idk:

I-

captainsnoop:

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

rockshitty:

roach-works:

please consider how fucking funny it would be if, once gotham collectively figures out that batman is bruce wayne’s secret boyfriend, people at parties keep trying to subtly tell bruce that it’s okay to be gay and he doesn’t have to keep bringing a different hot lady date to every public event.

like it’s fine, bruce. you don’t have to have to do this to yourself, buddy. it’s 2022 no one cares if you’re gay, dude, our last mayor had a husband before he got melted by mad scientist acid, you can stop standing there with a desperate smile while some barely legal supermodel hangs off your arm and tries to get you to look down her dress. maybe bring batman to the next event or something, he’s supposed to be a pretty nice guy when he’s not punching mentally ill clown fetishists. he could wear a little domino mask or something with his tux.

the only people who don’t think batman is bruce’s secret boyfriend are society wives, who insist on cornering bruce and and forcefully introducing him to their sons.

it’s agonizing for everyone.

This would be a great chance for Bruce to call in a favor Clark owes him. You know Clark would be down to dress in the suit for a night and lurk menacingly at some gala.

o-kurwa:

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